on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie
This can’t be true.
Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
Happy birthday, Mr. Perry! (born on August, the 19th 1969)
- Yoko Ono (via abstinently)
- (via jasfuckinq)